texting ez is the best.

a: when do you get back to stupid waterwoo
e: fucking april 30. straight to Roxanne for us!
a: amen
e: and we're getting non-kosher chicken and waffles!
a: AHHAHAHAHA
e: apparently a friend of mine won $1000 at amateur night
a: Holy shit! i could never do that.
a: i can only be awkward sexy
a: niche sexy