A Marie
HAHAHA zoe
awe man kids are awesome tho
they're like little retarded forms of entertainment
and you can like make them be whatever u want
Mika
you make it sound like they are your puppets haha
A Marie
yeah
extremely well crafted lifelike puppets
also they're going to be from me so they're going to be cute as hell obviously
unless i really fuck up in the incubation period
Mika
"incubation period"? what are you, a lab experiment
A Marie
yeah like when you raise baby chicks
and you have to put them under a light
htat's what i'm going to do
Mika
"amanda, honey, youve been under that light for 6 hours and-"
"JUST ANOTHER HOUR, DONT WANT TO FUCK THIS KID UP BEFORE IT EVEN COMES OUT. NOW GET ME BACON"
A Marie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah i'm just going to eat bacon and pickles and also chocolate
and then shine a light on me all hours of the day
and knit
and then you know how they play like classical music so they kid comes out smart
i'm going to play rap music to my stomach
so it comes out gangster as shit
just a little thug baby
Mika
it would be hilarious if you did that and it made your baby hate rap haha
A Marie
i'll make it hate u
Mika
thats impossible
kids love me
A Marie
i dunno man
i'm going to compare u to hitler really subtly alot
my baby will also know who hitler is from the womb
i'm going to teach it about my heritage early
Mika
i'll then point out who the german is in this equation and logic will reign supreme



mika don't you fight me on my child raising techniques you impossibly logical bastard