hilarious story that mika texted me during wednesday night class that is probably true to life.

MIKA: Once there was this woman
She was pretty
Like super pretty
Gorgeous
Ittt may or may not be you. So this fiiine lady was walking down the street, lookin all badass and shit, when she suddenly gets transported to another dimension, full of cats
So she goes nuts because she loves cast, but they don't feel like cats. They suddenly turn into dogs, because they be bitches who can transform to fuck things up. They now want to attack her so she runs to the nearest building, and its named CLS (oooohhh, i just got this play on SLC... so good mika!)
The locks the door and catches her breath. Her adrenaline is pumping so that when a hand is placed on her shoulder, she karate chops the person in the neck.
Its a girl, she realizes, and the girl is choking on air. Our heroine apologizes and when the girl isn't dying from that wicked awesome move, she says her name is Blowy, and that she can help.
"cool, how do i escape?"
"you wont tell me your name"
"no, it's more badass that way"
So blowy says the only way out is through a showing of courage to impress the gods, or whatever. Our heroine knows what she must do. She walks towards the door, and blowy starts getting paranoid.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOURE GOING TO DIE, THEY MIGHT HAVE RABIES"
Pauses, looks up with strength and says "i aint no bitch"
She holds the handle on the door, and she can hear blowy crying and taking out some stuff to calm her down. She opens the door.
Beserker rage is full on. She kicks, punches, and sprays blood everywhere with expletives laced every attack. She was swearing so much that the devil became scared. When the battle was done, she laughs hysterically. Then she is back in her own world in a crowd of people. She gets embarrassed and turns red. She tells the story to her friend Zoe and she doesn't believe her, but liked Blowy. She tells the guy she likes and he totally believes her. She goes home, and as she is about to sleep, whispers "i am such a bamf"


CAN I JUST SAY, AMAZING.