welp, i'm currently in a ridiculous amount of pain. i should probably stop being such a lazy bitch and do my yoga stretches for my stupid back buuuuuut nah i'll lay on my side with pillows behind me and cry instead.

jumping on oprah's couch.

i'm concerned that this is turning into me just posting videos of songs i am currently listening to, so this is for u anthony:

FASHION BLAWG TWENTY-ELEVEN, FEAT. AMANDA IN EVERY OVERSIZED SHIRT EVER SOLD TO STORES WORLDWIDE.

also, all tuxedo shoes, all the time.

take me back to this plz.

ok i'm awake!!!



ready to fuck sum shit up on a 9-5 basis

the best remake of an already fantastic song i've ever heard. only good thing to come from this movie was the soundtrack.

the weather and i go way back so it always matches my moods. gonna spend the day grumpily fixing poems for my portfolio.

ok see you guys in october, i hope you play this song.

okay well i officially have the worst ideas!!!

my lb anthony gives the best advice.

[Anthony Chung]
Report · 6:44pm
it's easier to give advice when you're observing
hmm well unfortunatly I'm not good at giving advice about flirting
seeing as I don't flirt, ever.
[You]
Report · 6:45pm
hahahahaha
[Anthony Chung]
Report · 6:45pm
well uh
complement his household and tell him he has a lovely mother
that'll let him know you're interested
than court him at the town ball and proceed to ask his father for permission to marry him
[You]
Report · 6:47pm
HAHAHAHA I HATE YOU

you get the feeling you've made mistakes after staying up until 2 am to talk to a kid on the internet. wat is wrong with me. my contacts hurt today and i'm tired.

i seriously don't know what i'm doing here so it better be worth it.

all power couples, all the time.

driving in a saucy whip, i don't give a fuck it don't cost me shit.

dev is probably my biggest girlcrush at the moment. so sassy

me acting a fool at 12:00 am on my birthday morning with kara k.





me now, tired and feeling pretty down about my life in general. my profile looks nice tho.

i want a man who knows what he wants and gets it.

how i feel right about now.

i was lonely and thank god for kara staying up for my birthday morning.








we played in da club by 50 cent just so we could yell 'go shawty, it's your birthday - we gonna party like it's your birthday'

da exgf, ~*~i luv her~*~

video skyping with the love of my life kara kay :D

we keep cheersing our beers against the cams everytime we say something good.

kara: "omg if you wear that letter jacket with just tights and heels all the boys will be like... OOHHHH GUUUURRRLLL"

she is my confidence boost

[You]
Report · 8:05pm
crying of boredom
[Zoe Kim]
Report · 8:06pm
you should use your tears for something productive.
[You]
Report · 8:06pm
ya fill a tub and drown myself in it
[Zoe Kim]
Report · 8:06pm
see, you're already writing an emo poem.
like the ones read in my safe poetry circle
omg i was going to throw up, i had to hold in my laugh for so long.
[You]
Report · 8:07pm
HAHAHAHAHA


seriously my life would be so boring without zoe.

exactly a year ago on my birthday. dayum, things have changed. thanks for being pretty good to me, 20.

yo guy i got a real sick memory foam just one cosmetic BIRTH STAIN

troof.

photo battles with jp are always looked forward to

i have the best tipsy conversation

[11-08-26 10:50:21 PM] A: YES
[11-08-26 10:50:25 PM] A: you gave them 50 cents?!
[11-08-26 10:50:39 PM] A: they're not my friends
[11-08-26 10:50:41 PM] Ethan: dude
[11-08-26 10:50:42 PM] A: i just know who she si
[11-08-26 10:50:43 PM] Ethan: LOL I know
[11-08-26 10:50:55 PM] Ethan: do they like gay shit like high fives and hugs?
[11-08-26 10:51:05 PM] Ethan: they had like nickels and dimes and quarters on the bar
[11-08-26 10:51:07 PM] Ethan: to buy drinks
[11-08-26 10:51:17 PM] A: ugh i was so mad at them... how disrespectful is it to just stand in the front and talk super loudly while someone is playing music?
[11-08-26 10:51:31 PM] A: if i was a performer i would just kick those people in the face
[11-08-26 10:51:41 PM] A: "HEY!!! I'M TRYING TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKS"
[11-08-26 10:51:45 PM] A: sign their shirts in their own blood
[11-08-26 10:51:50 PM] Ethan: hahahahahaha

Work pet peeves:

when someone leaves the photocopier and doesn't press reset so i get 50 prints of something.

when i get handed paperwork that i JUST FINISHED DOING.

how no one knows their alphabet.

when people hang up on me.

neil chuckling every time i ask him to do his fucking job and help a customer.

when people blame me because the coffee is empty. I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL SECRETARY, CHECKING THE COFFEE MAKER PERIODICALLY SO YOU HAVE FRESH COFFEE IS NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION.

basically everything that anyone does near/to me at work is a fucking piss off.

matt costa was an amazing show. he's about 20 times better live than on the CD. all the things he does, gosh is them an a talented musician. played cigarette eyes last which was so great. all the songs were great actually.

the bahamas opened and there were so cute but singer made really scary eye contact with audience.

time to go to work!

screamin alone in my bedroom everytime ethan triggered one of these. MEANIE

forever will work out to dubstep.

girl talk you are perfect for getting me pumped

'i want punching to be my hobby... wouldn't that be hilarious?! wouldn't you laugh if you saw me just out of the blue punch someone in the ear?!'

my red hair is back in a big way. DID YOU KNOW they charge you when you have to renew your license?! and also you can't smile in your driver's photo anymore. what is this.

HAY, HAY EVERYONE. today i dyed my hair back bright red and also bought a letter jacket that has an A on it. life is good

comon now, what is with the junk weather only on my day off?

i miss having someone to tell me they love me every night before i go to sleep.

brb moving to korea so i can stalk this man, hnnngggg

looking for attractive man/woman to worship me. must not mind bruised feets.

kesha why do you do this to me. anyone who doesn't like me for listening to top 40 can suck my 10 inch dick

"ok fine i'll marry you, now will you please buy me all the things"

Monster by yardie4lifever2

big ol' gurlcrush on kanye

this is the busiest week i've had all summer. i pretty much just want to pull the blankets over my head and watch eternal sunshine until it's over.

all the stars point me to you and lately they just drive me crazy.

matt costa i'll be seeing you on thursday

soon you will be mine

4x5 love

sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on - that's when you're the prettiest i hope that you don't take it wrong.

k gonna go kick my own ass with a workout in a batman tee.

i feel only slightly embarrassed that i listen to this super loud on the way home from bad days

apparently this car suits me

ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MINE

truth

look at all the purdy cards i made for melissa's thankyous. gotsta get paid.

I JUST REALLY NEED TO RETURN THESE VIDEO TAPES

if everyone liked all the same things on facebook, we could all get along

hihihello

i'm hard